LPN said...

Ohh where do I start???

I had a roommate at VSU that all of a sudden went crazy. We got a room together purposefully- we were friends. Then all of a sudden she starts acting crazy, yelling at me and calling me names for stupid little reasons. She actually screamed at me down the hall, so that everyone could hear, because I didn't vacuum our room (the vacuum cleaner had been borrowed). I wound up transferring to another school.

I had an Indian roommate at GaTech, the room always smelled like nasty curry and she was one of the messiest people I've ever seen- clothes and trash everywhere. On top of that, her and her boyfriend would make out/ fool around while I was trying to sleep! One time I came back from the gym, saw that she was under the covers taking a nap and so I changed into my robe and went to take a shower. About an hour later, she comes strolling in the room and I come to find out the "napper" was her boyfriend! Thanks a lot.

Then I moved into an apartment with 3 other girls- one of them never ever came out of her room. When you knocked on her door instead of coming to open it, she would just say "what is it?!". It was fun talking to her door. The 2nd girl was a bit neurotic in that she HAD to have the common areas spic and span, but when you went in her room, you couldn't see the floor there was so much stuff laying everywhere! And she liked to leave LONG notes on the fridge explaining her frustrations...instead of trying to sit down and talk about it with us. The third girl I got along with the best, but she was also a little crazy- someone scratched up one of her pans so she took ALL of her stuff out of the kitchen and kept it her room.

Then I had another roommate who had a waitressing job so she always worked late nights, and she always came home in the middle of the morning (3am, 5am) DRUNK and LOUD and would wake me up. Its great to be woken up at 5 when you have to get up at 7!!! Also, her and the other girl living there would do bumps on the kitchen counter, stay up all kinds of crazy hours, and get all weirded out. That was fun.

My current roommate is a 20 yr old guy, goes to some crappy community college and only takes 2 classes. He smokes pot every day, sits around on his lazy ass and that's about it. I can never get him to fix anything, do anything, clean up after himself, he can't even be bothered to lock up the house properly when he leaves. Not to mention after he takes a shower it is so gross in there. Yuck. Screw roommates. If I could afford it I would DEFINITELY live alone.